what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
be right there i have to get my cape
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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