Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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