I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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