i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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