its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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