Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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