This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Sober January is a disaster.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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