how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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