3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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