$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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