they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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