Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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