He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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