can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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