It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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