ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize