In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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