I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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