So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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