I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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