I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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