I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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