Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We are two peas in an std pod
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
