I feel great
I just peed on a car
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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