Dual....:-)
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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