Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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