he thought i was a dude.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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