It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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