Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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