i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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