but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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