Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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