Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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