Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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