forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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