quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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