i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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