we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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