While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
