when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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