i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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