i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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