His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
A+ Viking dick
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
