Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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