i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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