I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
