We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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