Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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