As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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