Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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