I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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