office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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