My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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