i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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