Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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