he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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