Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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