found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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