chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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