i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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